March 2012
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February 2012
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
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felisaugustus:
IT DOESN’T STOP
I KEEP LAUGHING AND IT DOESN’T STOP
“He called me Melon”
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Yeah this grad school thing is just not...
Down to two left. I’ve just given up on this. Accepted that this is not my year. I’m focusing on getting a research job (interview went well I think), continuing community organizing, and exploring the possibility of keeping up with this journalism thing.
I like Chicago. Perhaps I was not ready to leave anyways?
Or, perhaps I’m just rationalizing?
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Fuck Yeah FTMs!: In Chicago, IL →
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I’m waiting for my second appointment (third in all) with Howard Brown health center for today and figured to submit a post for all of you.
Howard Brown doesn’t make you jump through all the hoops of therapy for a year, living as a guy, etc. to be able to get on hormones. (More info on the…
I love Howard Brown! Without them I’d probably still be ordering from shady...
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“Diane was right. The world is changing. Music is changing. Drugs are changing....”
– Renton (Trainspotting, 1996)
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Hark! It’s a shitty day. My feels, let me show you…
My future seems to be slowly dripping away from me. Grad school rejection after grad school rejection. It does not feel as catastrophic now; just feeling kinda numb. Bleh.
Been thinking a lot about how I don’t really have a biological family. They don’t really want to accept me and I don’t really have the...
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The object immediately to your right is now the...
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…This meme was a bad idea, Jules. Mine is “pink plastic cup.” I’m not even gonna try to guess what that consists of.
…Mine is The Noise-Canceling Headphones. And I know exactly what that would mean.
Meat Moss.
The Orville Redenbacher. o.O
The Electronic Cigarette
man…pretty much everyone else’s is better. ...
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Dead giveaway that an author not only is NOT from...
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sofriel:
Supposedly uttered by a Chicago native: “Who the hell drives a horse and buggy through downtown Chicago?”
*facepalm*
The wal-mart in my town has a space to park your horse and buggy.
Do people think this never happens?
>.<
WAIT I’M CONFUSED!
There are horses and buggy’s getting driven… in downtown Chicago?
REALLY!?
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On Shipping All The Things (No, Seriously. All Of...
Friend: OTP!!! Pencil/Eraser
me: ...
Friend: you know it's beautiful
me: what kind of pencil? mechanical? and are we talking about the eraser that's attached or the separate ones?
Friend: I'm a traditionalist, wood #2
me: oh. that's so vanilla. I ship mechanical pencil/gummy eraser. awwww yeah
Friend: yeah yeah I just like it classic is all
Friend: kinky
Friend: I wrote a fic!
click-click-click-click
rub-rub-rub
snap
click-click
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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I feel like a such a creepy loser...
for posting to craigslist “missed connections.” Don’t judge.
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